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Jingle Bells (Fractured Christmas Song)


Jingle bells
Rudolph smells
because of the
can of beans,
the elves fed it to him
before they left
that was really mean.

HEY!

Jingle bells
Santa can't spell
he's quite the dummy,
in his pocket
he carried a book
it called a dictionary.

HEY!

Rudolph really stinks
Santa cannot spell
Mrs. Claus is drunk
she fell inside a well.

HA!HA!HA!HA!

Santa needs a map
the reindeer ended up lost
the elves are sitting back
laughing at ol' Jack Frost.

OHHHHHHH

Jingle bells
inside the well
Mrs. Claus is
on her a$$.

The only way
she can outta there,
is to start
passing some gas.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Dec.4/2004

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