THROUGHOUT MY WHOLE LIFE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD
PUT DOWN THE LID TO THE OLD TOILET BOWL
MANY TIMES I HAVE QUESTIONED WHY
BEING TOLD THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IF YOU'RE A GUY
TO ME IT'S NOT RIGHT, COURTEOUS OR FAIR
THAT MEN HAVE THIS EXTRA DUTY TO BEAR
WHY CAN'T YOU WOMEN LEAVE THE SEAT UP FOR US?
YOU DON'T SEE MEN MAKING THAT FUSS
YOU HAVE GRAVITY WORKING TO PUT DOWN THE LID
WHY MUST WE HAVE ALL THE EXTRA EFFORT TO GIVE?
IF YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN BEFORE YOU PLACE YOUR BUTT
YOU DESERVE ALL THE WATER THAT SPRAYS UP
I ALWAYS LOOK DOWN WHEREVER I SIT
BE A LOUNGE CHAIR OR PUBLIC TOILET
DOESN'T SEEM HARD TO GET THE HANG OF IT
I SUGGEST YOU TRY AND MAKE IT A HABIT
WOMEN CRY FOR EQUAL RIGHTS AND EQUAL PAY
YET EXPECT MORE FROM MEN EVERY DAY
I SUGGEST YOU TRY TO PLEASE US MEN
WE'LL TRY TOO AND ALL WILL BE EVEN