Priscilla Fairbanks, so pretty and fair
always had the finest of hair
She imported it from exotic Malaysia
or was it China? Anyhow, it's Asia.
She couldn't trouble herself for that info
She had to work on herself and it showed.
She'd replaced every single tooth in her head.
She remembered how her gums had bled.
Now they shined the whitest of white.
The glare they gave made one lose sight.
Her breasts are so scientifically round;
With her D cups, men she'd astound.
Her plastic orbs made of an experimental compound;
for new treatments, she was like a bloodhound.
Her lips were pouting to bursting with collagen.
Her hips were shaved to make her more thin.
Cellulite been sucked out of her every pore;
Still she kept going back for some more.
Her face had been stretched and lifted
by the plastic surgery's most gifted.
Her eyebrow's been arched and cheekbone's implanted;
seven times now a new nose has been grafted.
Crow's feet have been lasered away
She had Botox just yesterday.
Manicures, pedicures, acupuncture
Lotions and herbs, only most pure.
A part on her bod hasn't been replaced
From soles of her feet to her shiny new face.
She uses WD-40 to keep her joints well-oiled;
To do so much to herself was much toil.
The chemicals in her system then had a reaction;
So terrible in fact, they put her in traction.
Her parts solidified like blocks that were stacked;
She hit the floor, into one hundred pieces she cracked.
