happy birthday mrs b

happy birthday
mrs b
just a wish
or maybe three
if it's wet
down in Leicester
don't be ashamed
to swear a sou'wester
and brush your teeth
to keep them in
dentures can make
dribble on the chin
take good care
of the feet
with sexy shoes
they're pretty neat
every morning make
a sure start
eat your brekkie
for your heart
(bet you thought
for a time
you'd get there
a different rhyme)
all in all
you're pretty nifty
who'd have thought
you're close to 50
happy birthday
mrs b
invite the gang
down for tea
hope you have
a super day
mrs b
take it away

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