Bob rode his bicycle
Home from the local pub.
On the way he met a girl
Crunching on a grub.
He said,"Now listen darling
Be careful how you eat.
If you gulp it down too quickly,
You'll drop dead in a heap"
She said,'Now Bob don't worry,
I eat one every day,
And I am very much alive,
But it keeps the boys away"
Bob felt sort of funny
As he wished her goodbye.
He blinked away a tear or too,
Trying not to cry.
When he stopping his blinking
The girl could not be seen,
"Oh not again, I've had too much
Now where have I just been"
