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Overheard in a Westminster car park

          

Old Tony said to Two Jags
That Dubya's getting worse
Honestly Johnny boy I can
Quote the chapter and verse
Some idiot went and told him
I- ran and I- raq aren't the same
Now he's casting dirty glances
And I'm getting all the blame
He's thinks he'd beating daddie
‘Cos he's already had two wars
But just to rub it in
He'd really like one more
I'm not averse to killing
So long as it's not me
But I was really hoping
To win election number three
Sadly I couldn't suppress
A sudden nasty cough
And the two unknown figures
Swiftly scampered off








Overheard in a Westminster car park


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