A Nerd with bird
Said word after word,
As he waltzed
Down the street.
The people did stare,
But he didn't care,
Cos he was
Watching his feet!
A Goon with a spoon
Flew to the moon,
To have his
Porridge so sweet.
When he got there,
He lost all his hair,
Then he no longer
Wanted to eat!
A Dag with swag,
Danced with a hag,
In time with
Music, off beat.
She was quite blind,
But he didn't mind,
Cos she fed him
Potatoes and meat!
A Nut with a gut
Wobbled his butt,
As he hid himself
Under a sheet.
He ate chocolate and chips
And strawberry whips,
Then got sweaty and hot
In the heat!