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Tuck And Knick!




Oh glory be, oh hells bells…
What on earth am I gona do!
Cos me skirt got tucked in me knickers!
And I didn't have a clue!
So off I went to the café'
Cor blimey what a ruddy sight!
Cos there they were, me knickers,
And I didn't half get a fright!

I waltzed up to the café'
Walked all passed the shop,
But didn't know, had no idea!
They all saw under me frock!!!
It could have been much worse though!
Oh blimey what a shock it'd be,
I could have worn me thong…
Oh glory, glory be!

Now I would have died of shock!
Cos the fellas would all pass out,
Just like that, hit the deck…
Without a shadow of a doubt!!
Tuck and Nick!  Too right it was!
knickers on show oh glory be!
Cor blimey, I was so upset!
So Dan said write it out for all to see!

‘Therapy cow!' He said to me,
As endearing as only he Can…
So here it is, my mortification,
Especially from me, for Dan!


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