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Dear Mr Johnstone…


Oh Dear Mr Johnstone, sir,
We're in a little fix just now you see,
Cos we don't know how to spell your name,
It's hard to guess for me and my foster mother, De'!
So can you help us out Sir?
And rid us of this confusion we're in,
Cos I have to say, at the end of the day,
We've got lots of papers in the bin!

Cos De' writes one out one way,
And then another different again!
I really have to say it Sir,
Your name's a flippin' pain!
Now I'm really only kidding Sir,
Cos after all, I have to say,
If you think I'm being cheeky,
You'll give me detention on detention day!

But I wanted to give you a poem,
Cos you're a teacher so great,
And just to tell you to calm down Sir,
You shouldn't get yourself in a state!
So I hope you like your poem,
Cos I asked Cathy to do it you see,
And just like that, she did…
Especially for you, from me!

Well, did we get it right sir?
Or is it all wrong again?
Oh flippin; ‘eck, tell me sir?
Am I being a little pain?
Cos I really don't mean to irk you!
But then again, cos am a lad,
I guess that's pretty easy!
Well I guess am not too bad!

Now sir if you say anything unkind,
And tell me off or anything bad!
Cathy said she'll write another poem,
And that it won't make you glad!
Cos she's got this on her website sir!
Actually, Cathy's got six the same!
And she said by the times she's done,
You're gona be on them all over again!

She's got six different website's sir,
But all full of her poetry and stuff and that!
And she said can she put more on?
But if you say no, she'll knock you flat!
Now she's really only messing sir,
Well, at least I think she is, maybe not!
Cos after all, when said and done,
Cathy says she should be shot!

Can We Sir?  Please Sir!  

Tis Too Late, Tis Done!

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