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When God Made Man…


When God made man he made a mistake!
And he corrected it with us!
Cos us women are the bee's knees,
We shine and never make a fuss!
You see God said to me one day;
‘Catherine, you women are stars!
You shine so bright, even in the night!
No matter where you are!

I made a mistake with fellas!' He said
‘And I have to put that right!
So I decided to make a clean slate!
And start the new dawn tonight!'
So He set about making the world a better place,
And gave us females the reign…
He said; ‘girls, go make the world good!
And bring about your fame!'

Now we are very crafty,
Cos we make the fellas think…
They are the ones with the brain,
And they think we're tied to the sink!
But…we make them think it's their thoughts,
That are floating around their head,
But really, we planted the seed…
When it's really our thoughts instead!

We let them think they have the brain,
And we do what ‘they' say…
But in reality, like I said…
It's the females in charge today!
We like to twist things around to make it seem,
That they have got the brain!
And they fall for it every time,
Poor fools, it's such a shame!

So like I said, God decided…
To give us girls the power…!
To make the world a better place,
And it gets better by the hour!
He said he should have tarred and feathered…
The fellas right from birth!
Cos they are a load of rubbish,
And aint really got much worth!

But I told God to please ease up on them
After all, it aint their fault they're fools,
But they are, make no mistake,
Cos ‘they' live by ‘our' rules!!!
So I said to God one day…
‘God, you are just great!
And I just have to add!
It's fantastic being your mate!

You did good the day you decided,
To make us girls number one…!
Power to the females God!
That's another great job you've done!!!'
So He gave a chuckle and said to me;
‘Catherine don't you fret!
Cos I have to be honest about them fellas!
I aint quite don't with them yet!'

I asked Him what He had up his sleeve,
But my God said to me;
‘Never mind, and don't you fret!
Cos pretty soon you'll see!'
So I waited patiently for the day,
When everything was revealed…
He's gona tar and feather them…!
So until then, me lips are sealed!

Oooops-a-daisy I slipped up,
And let the secret out!
But never mind, don't worry girls,
Cos God's gona sort them out!

Power To The Females!

Way To Go!!



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