It is a well-known fact that men can't dance
Unless under a drug endorsed circumstance
It has been this way since the world begun
Attract the sexes, wiggle the bum
Combine your body with your feelings
And watch out for the girls with those massive earrings
Move yourself to the thumping bass
And always dance with a smile on your face
If you simply dance to what your instincts tell
You will learn the secret of dancing well.