Radical's Poetry

Be True to Your Ghoul (parody of "Be True to Your School" by the Beach Boys)

When some loud trick or treater tries to put me down
And says his ghoul is great
I tell him right away
Now what's the matter, junior
Ain't you heard of my ghoul
She's scariest in the state

So be true to your ghoul
Just like you would to your ghost or witch
Be true to your ghoul now
But don't make her nose twitch
Be true to your ghoul

I saw a real live werewolf
And a vampire too
At the Halloween dance
But you keeping telling me
That monsters and ghouls
May not really exist
But still I think there's a chance

So be true to your ghoul
Just like you would to your ghost or witch
Be true to your ghoul now
But don't make her nose twitch
Be true to your ghoul

Come late October we're hyped up for Halloween
And we'll be ready to eat
A lot of candy now
My ghoul will be working on her spooky sounds
And she'll be scaring tonight

So be true to your ghoul
Just like you would to your ghost or witch
Be true to your ghoul now
But don't make her nose twitch
Be true to your ghoul






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