~ ramblings and things ~    [Author's Home Page!]
  924404   Poems Read   

[Poetry PoetryPoem] [Poetry Search] [Contact Us] [FREE Site] [Home] [Poets] [Login]

Absent Friends Drink

Fruit Market Quartet- Thieving Harryís

Fruit Market Quartet - Humber Street

Fruit Markets Quartet - Blanket Row

Fruit Market Quartet - Prologue

Broken Soldier


Trouble Maker

The Sad Tale Of Jesse James


Eye Clinic

Starts And Finishes

Prodigalís Return


11th November

12 String Blues



1953 Disaster



2012 Anno Domini

300,000 unsmoked ciggies

444 Lives Later

4 contemporary limericks

4 Limericks of Despair

5 Modern Limericks

5 Modern Limericks (updated)

5 Mugabe Limericks

5 salutary limericks

7.62 SLR


More Poetry >>

This bird said

This bird said I looked like this bloke from the tele
Though she couldn't for her life remember his name
But we were about the height and weight and colour
And she thought we looked just exactly the same
Hey I thought I've only pulled here
Slipping an arm round her waist
While asking could I buy her a drink
Not wanting to appear in too much of haste
Yep she said just you're just like him
And you're just as forward as well
And I really still thought I'd cracked it
I was so sure I could really tell
You do look just like that bloke on the tele
She supped up then said with a look in her eye
Both of you such ugly blighters as well
So thanks for the drink and goodbye
And with that
The cheeky bint
Just upped
And went

Vote for this poem

This bird said



Email Poem

©2000 - 2019 ------- Individual Authors of the Poetry. All rights reserved by authors

Sign Guestbook Read Guestbook

   Tell someone about this Poem.    blank

[ Control Panel ]
Last 100 Poems

Search over
400,000 poems!