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Farmer John

For Services Rendered

chatting to chas

Election 2017

At 502 (Hull Veterans Support Centre)

All in the cause of Art

A Matter Of Belief

sagacity 2

Honeymoon Planned


Interim Period: Day One


TV Cowboy


Supermarket Dash

City Of Change,

Flatpack Frolics

Ballad Of A Burton Suit


Time to go

The Day Jezza Came To Town

Supermarket Blues iii

National Service

Universal Credit 2

The Fish Stealer

Just For Fun

Twelve Days Of A Modern Christmas (revised)

Scarborough Tides



Turkey Shoot 2015

Looking Back

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This bird said

This bird said I looked like this bloke from the tele
Though she couldn't for her life remember his name
But we were about the height and weight and colour
And she thought we looked just exactly the same
Hey I thought I've only pulled here
Slipping an arm round her waist
While asking could I buy her a drink
Not wanting to appear in too much of haste
Yep she said just you're just like him
And you're just as forward as well
And I really still thought I'd cracked it
I was so sure I could really tell
You do look just like that bloke on the tele
She supped up then said with a look in her eye
Both of you such ugly blighters as well
So thanks for the drink and goodbye
And with that
The cheeky bint
Just upped
And went

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