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This bird said



This bird said I looked like this bloke from the tele
Though she couldn't for her life remember his name
But we were about the height and weight and colour
And she thought we looked just exactly the same
Hey I thought I've only pulled here
Slipping an arm round her waist
While asking could I buy her a drink
Not wanting to appear in too much of haste
Yep she said just you're just like him
And you're just as forward as well
And I really still thought I'd cracked it
I was so sure I could really tell
You do look just like that bloke on the tele
She supped up then said with a look in her eye
Both of you such ugly blighters as well
So thanks for the drink and goodbye
And with that
The cheeky bint
Just upped
And went













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