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Expansion Planned

Charlie Norton has expanded
Ever since his work was seen
And favourably commended
By an Equerry to the Queen
He's added panto dames instruction
With an optional modular course
For white faced clown technique
And lead end Panto Horse
This coupled with existing stuff
Has pushed his venture to the fore
And Charlie's mind is working
On this and so much more
He's been invited to the Palace
Where he had a spot of lunch
With Charlie Windsor and Camilla
And others of the royal bunch
The Prince's trust approves
Of Charlie and his scheme
And opened him an off shoot
In deepest trendy Cheam
And it is rumoured seriously
That the queen's old man
Wants to learn to tap dance
In pumps and Coat of Astrakhan
Life is so exciting at Charlie's
School of armoured acting parts
And Charlie is considered
To be a man of many arts
It says By Appointment
Over the front door
Can any theatre school
Realty want for more
But not resting on his laurels
Charlie has a further plan
In providing correct training for
Portrayal of The Invisible Man
The Charlie Norton School
Of Modern theatrical art
Can give your career
A high powered start





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