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Haggley ScragglyHaggley Scraggly sitting on the stool, Weave and wobble, dribble and drool, I love you, I just don't care, And that's just terrible and so unfair Haggley Scraggly six foot four, With six inch heels, duck the door, I love you we make a good pair, With our legs all covered with hair, So why do you ignore me, if only I knew, Why do you treat me like I belong in a zoo, Just give me a chance, give me the time, Give me a smile and I'll make you all mine, Haggley Scraggly I love your belly, Cuz when you laugh it shakes like jelly, I love the rings you got in your nose, Even the ones you got on your toes, So why do you ignore me, if I only knew, Why do you treat me like I belong in a zoo, I greased my hair and brushed both my teeth, And still you treat me like a worn out sheet Haggley Scraggly I love your smile, Your teeth remind me of broken tile But still you treat me like stinky old poop Haggley scraggly give me the scoop Hic...hic...I just can't say Well...hic... Happy Valentine's Day I think I'll have another beer Hic....burp...There's always next year Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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