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Tuck And Nick!


Oh glory be, oh hells bells…
What on earth am I gona do!
Cos me skirt got tucked in me knickers!
And I didn't have a clue!
So off I went to the café…
Cor blimey what a ruddy sight!
Cos there they were, me knickers,
And I didn't half get a fright!

I waltzed up to the café
Walked passed every shop,
But didn't know, had no idea!
They all saw under me frock!!!
It could have been much worse though!
Oh blimey what a shock it'd be,
I could have worn a thong…
Oh glory, glory be!

Now I would have died of shock!
Cos the fellas would all pass out,
Just like that, hit the deck…
Without a shadow of a doubt!!
Tuck and Nick!  Too right it was!
Knickers on show oh glory be!
Cos me skirt was tucked inside them!
Oh how shameful it was for me!

I came home and cried all day,
Oh woe, oh woe is me!
I didn't know how to face anyone,
So I wrote it out for all to see!

Better to laugh at the incident;
Than to die of mortified shame!
So I laugh!


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