You think your cat is odd and a little bit deranged,
His Sleeping is awkward and may be very strange.
He could be suffering from a very rare disease.
So watch out for the symptoms, and listen carefully please.
He sleeps on his back and his legs straight in the air,
His body's bent in half, while his head hangs off a chair.
His tail is awfully crooked, and his tongue hangs out his mouth.
his rear is pointing east and his nose is nose is pointing south.
He doesn't move at all his eyes are closed up tight.
oh my goodness what a cat, oh my gracious what a sight.
You want to take his pulse to make sure he still lives.
There are no vital signs, at least not one he gives.
If you've checked these facts all true, and you've checked them yes,
Then your cat is diagnosed with the rare D.C.S.
It stands for Dead Cat Syndrome isn't the worst of all cases.
It attacks your poor cat in the weirdest of all places.
Do not be alarmed if your tests show for yes,
For your cat has only caught the comical D.C.S.
