The Ocker Crocker!
The Ocker Crocker is solid and dense,
Ugly and oogly and messy immense.
He simply cannot step over a fence!
The Ocker Crocker oozes bad smells,
And vacantly stares with nothing to tell.
He gobbles and wobbles and constantly swells!
The Ocker Crocker bears a big butt,
And regularly shakes his glorious gut.
He often is found stuck deep in a rut!
The Ocker Crocker is often quite vain,
Although he has the tiniest brain.
He never allows it to feel any strain!
The Ocker Crocker eats just anything,
Whatever he sees, whatever you bring.
The sight of fat food sure makes his tongue sing!
The Ocker Crocker is never quite here,
As he drinks little else but frothy cool beer.
I honestly think that he's turning quite queer!
Joy Weare.
24th September, 2005.
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