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 THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA!!!!
I don't know who authored this piece,
But I sure would like to!!!!!
They have a wonderful sense of humor~~~
and a whole lot of incite, too.

          THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

          The computer swallowed grandma.
           Yes, honestly its true.
           She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
           And disappeared from view.

           It devoured her completely,
           The thought just makes me squirm.
           She must have caught a virus
           Or been eaten by a worm.

           I've searched through the recycle bin
           And files of every kind;
           I've even used the Internet,
           But nothing did I find.

           In desperation, I asked Jeeves
           My searches to refine.
           The reply from him was negative,
           Not a thing was found 'online.'

           So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
           My Grandma you should see,
           Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
           And send her back to me!
  
            AUTHOR UNKNOWN TO ME~~~~~
            IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION,
            PLEASE LEAVE A NOTE IN THE GUEST BOOK

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