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What's A Pair Of Knickers Between Friends?Ask Us!!! Do I post this? Yeah, I will!!! I'm having an operation soon, Cos things are really bad, They're going to fix me bladder, Cos they wrecked it and that's so sad! 3 operations caused a problem, And oh hell, oh golly gee! They made a mess, they really did, Look what they've done to me!! So things are up the wall, a lot! And me bladders outa control! I have to say, it's really sad, Cos the things got a bloody big hole! So if things get a little iffy, And me bladder lets it go! There I am, all of a sudden, Right in the middle of a water flow! So this one night in Maggie's… At her party, don't ya know! The bladder went bananas, Oh blimey, what a show! I got all upset and tearful, And told Maggie about my plight! She took me to the loo upstairs, And told me everything's alright! ‘My sisters got the same!' She said; ‘But they soon operated to put it right, And now she doesn't have a problem, And she doesn't even pee at night!' So Maggie gave me her knickers, She said; ‘Now kid, put them on! Cos me sister was the same, And it really is no fun!' I was all upset and crying, And feeling so ashamed, But Maggie with her heart of gold; Said it wasn't me to be blamed! So she went and got her knickers, And yep, I put them on! And golly wow, oh the shame, Cos it wasn't really any fun! Cos I was so embarrassed, And Maggie laughed at me! Said; ‘don't you worry kid, Cos I often have a pee!' She said I had to eternalise her knickers! I had to do this one thing for her, Well we laughed at that, we did, But it really wasn't fair! Cos them knickers, I have to tell it true, Hung like a bloody shirt! And as she helped me down the stairs, She lifted up me bloody skirt! ‘Mind me knickers!' I shouted! ‘Don't you mean mine?' She said with glee, ‘I mean to say, after all said and done; Them knickers belong to me!' ‘What's a pair of knickers between sisters?' She said! ‘Actually,' I said; ‘Quite a lot! Oh blimey oh reilly!' I shouted, ‘Maggie, you should be shot!!!' So there you are as promised Magg, Your knickers are eternalised and so unreal, Cos I have to say, when I put them on, They had a textured feel! Well, actually Magg, that's a lie, Cos I have to tell it true, I do! And that's; ‘Maggie, if I pee again… I'm coming right over to you!' So we giggled that night, at our little secret, And what a secret to tell! I think I can safely say just now, My life's gona be a living hell! Cos though I was ashamed and sad, And cried up there in the loo, I decided to be quite honest, And write this poem so true! So then now the world will know, About me and my sad plight, And all about them knickers of Magg's, Cos they're really outa sight! But to add an epilogue so true, Maggie was a gem and I was a pain! And I won't ever forget that night, But I won't use her knickers again! Operation 'knickers' to go ahead Jan 2006 Well, they wrecked it, they should fix it! And fix it they will! In all honesty though; They didn't cause it deliberately... 3 serious operations in 11 months! What do we expect? Anyway, at least I will be bionic!!! You think I will last for donkeys years? You know, the body will fall apart! But the bits they fixed will be for eternity! ;o) Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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