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Oh Brother!!!Oh dear me, oh sheesh, Some people are hard to please, Me brother is a DJ! And people do his head in; oh jeeeeze! For instance me brother Jimmy, Really went off his head…! Cos he thought the mic was broken! And his face went blazing red!! I told him to calm down, And to release the stress he's got, Cos I have to be quite honest, I think he should be shot! And anyway the mic wasn't broken, It was just a little glitch! But Jimmy goes bananas; If there's the slightest hitch! He does these karaoke pub nights, And he really is dead good too! I mean, I have to be quite honest, I wouldn't know what to do! So anyway, where was I? Oh yes, this party piece… Its gona be a good one… For me nephew and me niece! Poor Jimmy had a headache pill; And I really have to say… He'll be needing a bloody overdose! By the end of the day! Cos he always gets so knackered, I think that it's old age, But you know; I have to say… Old age is all the rage! Cos we're riddled with it over here!!!! Ask me brother!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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