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Life Is So Complicated…Yes?Life is so complicated, yes? Well, I guess it is for some, But not for me, because you see, I know what and where I'm from! I'm from a mixed up mixture, Of this and that and the other, I mean to say, at the end of the day, You should see me dad and me mother! Cor blimey, you would die of shock! Wow, you'd really die of fright! Cos I have to say, at the end of the day, They look a bloody sight! Me dad was only 5ft small, Me mother even shorter than that! Me mother always wore a scarf, And me father wore a trilby hat! Now as I went through life, It seems I got the bad end of the lot, Cos when God gave out the business, I was so bad, I should have been shot! He forgot to give me the looks, And the hair, well, what can I say! I aint hardly got any… I check for it every day! Me legs are really little, Cos I'm only really; 4foot 4… A little bit smaller than me mum… But I can fit under any door! I got hit by an articulated lorry one day, Cos blimey, what a mess! It threw me into the other lane, Well, I lived, so that's lucky I guess! But it didn't do me looks no good, Well, like as though it made a difference, Cos like I say, I'm an ugly sod, And I say that with a feeling of indifference! Me mother said I was born under a cabbage, She's a sad sod to say that to me! But say it she did, and I have to add, She meant every word she said you see! I think maybe she don't really like me, She's have rather had 3 boys, She loves boys to bits, she really does, But me; well, it seems I make too much noise! Life is so complicated really, yes? Well, at least it was for me, but you see; When I grew up, me mother changed, And she decided she also loved me! Well, at least I thought she did, But I guess she changed her mind, Cos now she treats me like an azz, And its only faults with me she'll find!!! But hey, am tough! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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