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Do Not Use!!!


Oh dear me and sugar plumbs!
I phone up the doc's today!
And gave my name for my turn!
And you should see what she'd say!
‘Oh, I forgot who you were Cath!
And I know that that's so sad!
But I have to be quite honest here!
Me memory's really bad!'

So she put my name in the diary,
Only this name was so odd!
She called me; ‘do not use!'
Oh what a silly bod!
She wrote all over the page for today,
‘Do not use!' for this is gone!
Only I don't know who it's for!'
Cor blimey, what has she done!

So I put the phone down upset,
So non-descript am I…
So much so was I gutted!
I almost began to cry!
So now when I need an appointment,
I'm afraid to say…oh my!
Cos I have to give my name as; do not use!
No wonder I did cry!

So methinks I'm gona write about her!
And the upset that made me cry!
And put it in me next book!
Now that will dry my eye!
And anyway, I'm not bothered!
Cos you see, I forgot her name!
And oh, cor blimey and sugar plumbs!
Now aint that ruddy shame!!!

It's all gud tho innit!!!




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