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Santa Gets Even With His ElvesSanta is trying something different this year He has fired all of his elves, He hired a Ninja squirrel Santa thinks he'll do rather well. Santa got tired of the shenanigans His elves pulled every year, So, he fired every one of them In his heart, he held them so dear. There are a lot of things For the Ninja squirrel to do, He heard the stories that Santa had told him And the crap the elves put him through. The Ninja squirrel ran around Chopped wood in half, Used his samurai sword And made a tiny giraffe. Santa said he would have to make more For the children of the world, The elves argued with Santa in the background "Why did you hire that Ninja squirrel?" The ninja squirrel overheard them And ran toward them yelling, Punched a few of them in the face Their eyes started swelling. He flipped through the air And headed back to his work, One of the elves stood up "I'd like to see you try that again, you hairy little jerk!" The Ninja squirrel laughed He held a glare in his eyes, He knew he would have to deal with this Which wasn't a surprise. He kicked and he screamed His arms flailed in the air, He kicked one elf in the head Santa stood and laughed in the corner there. Santa was laughing so hard He almost wet himself, He knew he had the right idea When he fired all his elves. Santa was proud of the Ninja squirrel He patted him on the head, Left the Ninja squirrel and elves to fight Then he went to bed. Copyright © Cynthia Jones Dec.1/2005 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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