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I Saw Mommy (Fractured Christmas Song)I saw mommy Punching Santa Clause, Underneath the mistletoe Last night. He tried to steal a kiss His face had met her fist, I went to take a peek She tricked him with her feet. I saw mommy Beating on Santa Clause Underneath the mistletoe Last night. She had him on the floor "Hey old man, do ya want some more?" The poor old guy Had a big black eye On this Christmas night. Copyright Cynthia Jones Dec.19/2004 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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