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The Elves Have EscapedThe elves have escaped From Santa's workshop, Getting tired of working so hard With no time off. Santa's very upset It's two days before Christmas, The elves ripped up The naughty and nice lists. What will Santa do now Without any elves? It will take him a year of more To make toys by himself. He has an idea The reindeer can help, Nah, maybe not He's getting tired, of hearing them yelp. Maybe the Grinch Can give him a hand, That's a bad idea too He'd steal the toys, whenever he can. The elves have escaped I guess, there won't be a Christmas this year, Santa sits in his lazy boy chair And cracks open a frosty beer. Copyright Cynthia Jones Dec.23/2005 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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