She wore her hat on her head
At an angle amazingly precipitous
With low cut top and slitted skirt
She looked just so very glamorous
Causing my thoughts to be
Somewhat plainly amorous
Stiletto heels So very high One was running Up my thigh As she looked me Straight in the eye She leaned forward For a light Oh my lord Such sheer delight My hands trembled At the sight Of that cleavage Almost exposed As she so very Artfully posed Just an inch Below my noseShowing her almost naked breasts Each ensconced in Its little silk nest Of course I went And failed the test If only I hadn't tried To greedily see more Because my stool slipped Throwing me on the floor With my mates yelling More more more And I sat there Amid laughter and shouts.As she glared at me And with disgusted pout Strode to the door And walked straight out
When I stood up
There was not a sound
‘Til I went to the bar
Ordered the next round
And very soon
Embarrassment was drowned