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Love letterTo save his marriage From breaking down He'd found a job Out of town Once a week Though it hurt He'd returned For his clean shirt Against the kettle He propped a note These are the words He finally wrote I craved meat and two veg But you ignored my wish Giving me instead Carrot and boiled fish On treacle pudding I'd set my heart But all I got Was apple tart Now I've found another Who cooks for me Just what I want For my tea You can keep the dog You can keep the cat As for the python I'm taking that Yours faithfully Ex husband Ted Ps my dear I've trashed your bed Vote for this poem
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