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Lady From Louisiana
A lady from Louisiana played
a banjo with her teeth,
she went down to the swamp one day
a gator she did see.
She jumped in the swamp to take a bath
cause she really stunk,
the gator, he sat back and laughed
when she saw a skunk.
She around screaming "Get away!"
"I stink bad enough."
Then the skunk lifted his tail
and sprayed some stinky stuff.
The lady from Louisiana ran
as fast as she could,
so much for trying to get a tan
she now uses her teeth to saw wood.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Mar.14/2005
Sung to the tune of "Oh Suzanna."
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