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Lobster's Revenge

I cooked him up,
But he was still alive,
I asked if he
could give me a high five.

He looked at me
Evil grin on his face,
"No, not after you
Had me on your dinner plate!"

He stuck out his claw
And grabed me by the nose,
I think at that moment
I had wet my panty hose.

He swung me around
I landed in the pot,
Under my ass
The fire burned hot.

He laughed and teased
"Now, it's your turn dance,
See how you feel
With ants in your pants."

Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Feb.9/2005
You have to read "The Dancing Lobster," in order to understand this one. LOL



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