At Least ONE DAY A YEAR~~~~
EVERYONE IS IRISH~~~~
and I am no exception.......
Kiss Me, I'm Irish
The silliest sight this leprechaun has seen
Is that little ole' lady dressed 'all in green',
She's a bit on the heavy side and walks with a gate
Coke-bottle glasses, a bad hearing aide,
Whiskers growing from her "turkey-gobbler" chin,
(She's in sad shape for the shape that she's in)
Her wrinkles are wrinkled, her hair is a mess
But she's tried to look sexy, at least that's my guess.
Tonight she'll drink green beer until she gets sick
She'll dance an Irish jig, see if that will do the trick,
Not a "drop o the Irish" can this poor creature claim,
But she'll shout, "KISS ME I"M IRISH"!!! just the same.
Yet this poor little ole lady just never gets kissed,
She longs for leaner, younger days of such bliss,
Poor, lonely and Irish~~~~if for only one day.....
If you see her, kiss her cheek, and wish her
Happy St. Patrick's day.....