OLD GLORY
(OK I know this is off the wall but I was bored tonight but had no real good ideas so I came up with this.)
OLD GLORY
I split my pants right in two
All the women had a view
They gave a laugh, they made me cry
Why'd they split I'm asking why
Losing weight I must do
It's so hard I know it's true
One pound here, one pound there
I can not blame it on my hair
I spilt my pants it made a sound
I saw them fall down to the ground
It wasn't pretty, it was a site
Then someone turned off all the lights
I felt a hand feel up my buns
How could this be, it felt so fun
It grabbed my shorts and gave a tug
It made me drop my coffee mug
It goosed me once, it goosed me twice
I must admit it felt so nice
The lights came on to my surprise
I had no shorts I heard the cries
Standing there in my suit
I heard them say "He's so cute"
My face turned red and then I smiled
That's when I noticed I'd been defiled
I grabbed my pants and put them on
I ran so fast right to the john
I slipped and fell right on my face
They saw a view of my home base
I got back up and cracked a smile
I told them off in my own style
What's the moral of this story
I have no clue; but see my OLD GLORY?
Copyright ©2005 Marvin H Lane
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