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Oh No Joe!!!!


Oh no Joe! What have you done?
You've gone and banged your head!
Cos you picked Chelsea over Liverpool!
And now I'm gona kill you dead!
I think that you've got sunstroke!
Cos Chelsea aint all that you know!
Just cos we let you win a few times;
Don't let it go to your head; Joe!

So there we are, us Scousers,
Shouting for our team!
And all you Chelsea fans go nuts!
And you lot shout and scream!
Well you can't brag you know!
Cos Chelsea aint all that!
And if you slander us one more time;
Us Reds will knock you flat!

I feel really sorry for you,
Poor thing, you've got a headache;
Cos if you didn't there'd be no excuse!
And your head would be at stake!
Cos I'd have to knock it off!
Right off your shoulders there!
So change you team, do it quick!
Cos you're not being fair!

And so you said you have no thoughts;
Of saying nice things for our Reds!
And that you only love Chelsea!
Yet all they are; are skegs!
Skegs equal – ‘you rubbish lot!'
Cos yep, that's what you are!
Chelsea fans, yuck!
Liverpool are better than you by far!

Fancy choosing Chelsea!
For your football team!
Cos oh cor blimey and sugar plumbs;
It's Liverpool that's the cream…
…Cream of the crop we Reds are!
So I think you'd better change real quick!
And support the Reds, the only team!
Before you're really sick!

Cos shock does that to the body,
Makes you go all shades of green!
So yes, I think you really should;
Pick the only winning team!

Liverpool!!!


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