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Audrey; Hmm, Mum Or Mom?Oh dear me what do we do, Pat's got a mom, oh yes! But over here, we ain't got a mom, It's mum, as I think you'll guess! Now if you use your logic; You will see we are a letter out! Remove the O, or remove the U; And sort that title out! Yours can be mom, mine will stay mum, And let's be honest and true here Pat; If we both call them mum or mom, We will get confuse just like that! So you stick to mom, I'll stick to mum, Then when we chat about them! We will know which Ingo we're talking about! Thank goodness for that! Amen! So then, I think we should agree to differ! And call them what they know it to be! Yours will be mom forever more, And my mum will be mum to me!!! Am I making sense here Pat? Have you got a clue what I mean, have you? Cos I know you lot can't talk proper English! So I guess it will just have to do! So Audrey, mom, of even mum, This is especially just for you! ‘And why would I say,' that you ask? Well, cos you're an Ingo too!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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