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Typical Man!


He's sending me email that's full of that spam!
Typical ruddy, fool of a man!
They should have all be tarred from the start,
Cos these bloody men really break my heart!

He's a magic man, oh yes, that's true!
And I think it's the best thing he can do!
Cos he can't write for laughter at me verse!
Sometimes this humour is a bloody curse!

Now if I was a magician, I am sure I'd do well!
Errrm, on second thoughts, I'll sack that off as well!
Cos its as bad as that Italian slangy thing!
The sound of them screech makes me ears ring!

I think that's cos Jeff, that magic man there!
Thinks that his Italian speaking is really clear!
But alas I have to tell this true!
I wouldn't know, wouldn't have a clue!

Cos all I can talk is this English stuff!
And of course, sign language, I think that's enough!!!
So to that fella who talks dead posh in that place!
Watch you don't slip up and swear! Or you will lose grace!!

As only a magician can do!

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