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Never In! Always Out!!Well I'm never in, cos I'm always out! So that means I'm never at home! Such a busy bee I am you see! Cos I'm always on the roam! So this night we went the pub, That's my mate Sue, and me! And what a laugh we always have! But you should have seen what she did to me! Cos we never drink any alcohol! Yes, I guess that's the truth; For ladies are what we are! And we are never, ever uncouth! And oh how we laugh, we do! Giggling all night through! Well if you saw what we wrote on paper, You'd be laughing too! We were looking for names of houses, You know, to hang up on my wall; But every time we thought of a name, We'd roar laughing and give it our all! Cos people never seem to laugh you know! When we are out and about! So we laugh enough for England! Of that there is no doubt! So if anyone wants to be miserable, They best not do it around me! Cos I hate whining moaners! That's cos I love laughter you see! So me and Sue were having a ball, Laughing all night long, we were! And when we got up to go home; Well, everyone was looking and we didn't care! So we are about to go through the door, When Sue shouts out as serious as can be! ‘Dunno what you lot are looking at! Cos she's driving, cos it sure the hell aint me!!' And as we were going through the door; I politely shouted out! ‘Look out, watch your legs on my chair! Or we'll crash you without a doubt!' Cos you see, I'm a bit of a cripple, Well, that's what I was called today! But me, well, I just laughed again! In fact, I seem to laugh all day! They can call me what they like you know! Cos I don't really care! And I never get aching legs like them! Cos I'm always sitting in my chair! And the people in the pub that night, Looked to us and dropped their drink! Then laughed their heads off at us! Well, they were laughing with us, I think! Unless they were laughing at us! Then again, we don't really care! After all, when said and done! They can look at us and stare! After all, that's what life is about! And it's us who have the laugh! So if you want to be a miserable sod, Don't go the pub with Sue and Cath! Cos all you get is laughter from us! Nothing more, and nothing less! They say it's the best form of medicine! Well, it didn't work for me, cos I'm a mess! And my wrinkles aint wrinkles, They're laughter lines!!! But it's all gud tho innit! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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