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…Oh Well…You Didn't See The Other One!Oh well I guess I wont get me new loo now! And you won't fix the tap on my sink! Well I have to say right here and now! I think you bloody-well stink! So I decided to be a cheeky sod! And have you up the pole! Cos after all, in me wall; You've left a bloody great hole! And the other wall is as bad ya know! Cos that's a mess there as well! So I thought I'd get some pay back! And give you Lovell lot hell! Cos ya know, I can't get the sack! Hmm, but can I get evicted? Never mind, cos I won't go! Because my home is not restricted! And I don't need a rotty for protection! Cos I sure the hell am tough! I mean to say, before I was knackered, I was really pretty damn tough! I could have plastered them walla ya know! And the electrics, well, maybe not! Cos I would electrocute the bungalow, And would have killed off you Lovell lot! And I even built my own fence! But I used to do guttering too! And I even fixed central heating! And flagged a drive or two! And if you think I jest, then don't, Cos all I say is true of me! I did all that and more! So I'm a reputable swearer you see! I mean when you did the plastering, I could have done it in half the time, So ok, it would have been awful! But hey, it would still have been fine! Cos I would have hidden it with wallpaper! And smacked it with the hammer too! To get rid of all the lumps and bumps; That would be protruding through! But instead I've hid this with pictures, And even hid one behind the unit! So no-one can see; oh woe is me! It's a sad little sod I am! Innit!!! So anyway lads, there it is! A book all of your very own! But please, if you read the waffling Sh** one! Read it when you're alone!!!! Cos it's all waffling sh**! Did I lose my posh reputation then? Sheesh No worries, cos I don't care! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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