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The Clerk OF The Works!!!


So yep, I hear tell he's coming to see me this day!
To check out the work done by Tony and Craig!
And make sure they did it to standard!
Though I hear their work is all the rave!
So he's gona check the heating out!
And check out the thermostat on the wall!
To make sure that it's not glitching!
Cos otherwise I'd have to give them a call!

But oh woe is me, guess what I did?
I tried that timer out!
And the ruddy thing just won't work!
Its glitching, there aint no doubt!
So I'm getting all fed up just now,
And confused and all betwixed!
Cos I need a fella to sort this out!
And get me flippin' heating fixed!!!

So dear Mr Clerk Fella man,
Can you please spare the time for me!
And fix this flippin' central heating!
Cos it's making me ill you see!
Now I know you lot are busy bees,
And I understand your plight!
But Dear Mr Fella man,
I'm gona freeze all through the night!!!

Now I'm really only joking!
Well, at least I think I am?
Cos after all, when said and done!
I am your only fan!
And joking all aside just now!
Your ‘workers' are just great!
They do their job with a cheery smile!
Even if me central heating's still in a state!

And of all the blokes who've worked hard here,
Every one of them has been sound!
In fact, I have to say it lad,
You've got the best workers around!

Now I believe in giving a thank-you,
And I like to give out praise!
So pat Craig and Tony on the back!
And give them both a raise?

It's all gud innit!
          

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