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Ben The Wotsit Boss; From The Wotsit Place!Now Ben's the wotsit boss from the wotsit place; Over the road, you know! Were he is surveyor off all he'll see, As on his travels he'll go! But I guess if I have to be honest, He aint all that bad! Except, now don't you tell him, But his hair is pretty sad! So I moved into my bungalow, One cold and frosty morn, Well, actually it was later; It was sorta round the dawn! Cos it was dead dark at night, well, I think it's cos it was winter time, And I was freezing cold, Cos I didn't know how to set the heating time! Cos they had the heating put in for me, Oh golly, what a shock! I didn't know landlords do this stuff; You could have hit me with a rock! Cos the surprise I got was mega, You see, it's a bit like this and that! All the work that's being done in my abode, Almost knocked me flat! So I sit here so demure, you know, Nice and quiet and such! Well, ok so I exaggerate, Cos I know I'm too bloody much! But that's cos I'm a nutter, Well, what can I say to that? But I warn you Ben don't agree, Or I may just knock you flat! So then, let me see now, You came to my home that day! And wrote on a load of papers, And this is what you'd say! ‘We will do this that and the other, But don't know when, what a pain! But when I do, I assure you Cath, I will come a-calling again!' So I said ok to that, Cos at the end of the day I have to add, You Lovell boys are pretty cool, In fact, you aint too bad! But ya know what Ben? I have to tell you this here and now! If you mess with my bungalow, and wreck it, I'll kill you off, somehow! Cos I'm a little bit knackered ya know, Well let's face it, you've seen me walk! All hip-hop and twisted and bent, But my forte' is that I sure can talk! I think that's why I'm a poet you know, Cos I talk and gab a lot! Now Ben, don't you dare agree with me, Or you will be ruddy shot! Now I know you're a sorta boss, Have I got that bit right? Well if you are, I have to say, For a boss, you look a sight! You're hair's always messy, then again, You aint got much have you! So I guess that doesn't count; So it will have to do! Cos it's not as if you can style it, You know, cos you aint got a lot; Its sorta thinning here and there – Oh blimey, I'm gona get shot! But there ya go, I said it now, And I won't ever retract! It's a good job I don't work for you, Cos I think I would be sacked! You pop in here and check the work, And make sure all is well… And if it aint, I bet my life, You give them fellas hell! But Ben you know I'm kidding, Well, I don't know if that's true! So I will rest my case, and hope and pray; You get me a ruddy loo! Oh blimey Ben this is in print, You're going on world wide show! Cos this is also in my next manuscript, In me next book you know! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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