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A Sonnet For Him

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Mexican Food

Mexican fare is not for me,
this firmly I must state.
I've little experience, you see,
It's not a good first date.

You'll not see me at Chevy's.
I'll not grace Taco Bell.
I'm sure, in my opinion,
they serve the food from hell.

The famous chimichangas.
You sure that's not a dance?
I can't see what's rolled up in there,
I'm scared to take a chance.

And what's up with those RE-fried beans
they serve upon the plate?
I'm sure it's food from yesterday,
the beans that no one ate.

Jalepenos; tricky little things
to eat delicately.
Oh my God, a three alarm fire
sits in front of me!

Waiter, bring me water!
I'm screaming with a frown.
I grab my date's tequila
to wash the fire down.

I think this date is ruined,
my mouth is spewing foam.
And the final icing on the cake,
I burn the whole way home!

The moral of the story
if your man you want to please.
Say no to south of the border food,
it's best to go Chinese!



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