It's the politically correct world cup
And it's open to one and all
And in the cause of equanimity
Each participant is to have their own ball
There's no fixed starting or finishing time
Just to be strictly fair
And no official ground
To accommodate those who can't get there
As long as each game is finished
With in a time block of twenty hours no more
And every one is trusted to record
Their own individual score
There are no rules
To ease any possible strife
For all are free and equal
In this politically correct life
The winner will be decided by committee
And in order not to cause resentment
No results will be published
In the cause of world contentment
And no medals will be issued
In fact there'll be no winner
In this pc world we don't differentiate
Between the saint and the sinner
And we'll pat each other's back
Cos we'll all have done our best
And we don't tolerate discrimination
Between the good and all the rest
It's the politically correct world cup
And it's open to one and all
And in the cause of equanimity
Each participant is to have their own ball
