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Tha Dang Critter's At It Agin

Tha dang critter's
At it agin,
Knocked uver ma
Outside trash can.

Maw an' paw
Will fly off tha handle,
Thay'll beat ma uver the hade
With a wet candle.

I got's ta do
Sumthin' about this,
Tha dang critters
Will I not miss.

Thas dang coons
Are wreckin' me back yard,
Maybe I shud fill
Tha trash can with lard.

That aught to
Do tha trick,
If that donna wurk
I'll hit 'em with a brick.

They's a eatin'
All ma lunch,
If I see 'em agin
Thay'll git a punch.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
July.20/2005
Hehe Talk like a slack jawed yokel when you read this one.



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