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I have this special little key board
Designed for dyslexic fools like me For every character and symbol You need a separate press of key If you hold a key down It only shows one It doesn't they say Run and on and on I have this special little key board And it used to give me a great thrill To use my online bank account And pay my big and little bills If you hold a key down It only shows one It doesn't they say Run and on and on I have this special little key board And I felt such a silly clumsy fool Because my special little keyboard Has seemed to break its own rules If you hold a key down It only shows one It doesn't they say Run and on and on I have this special little key board And I would never ever have thought That my trusted special little keyboard Somehow added two little extra noughts If you hold a key down It only shows one It doesn't they say Run and on and on I have this special little key board And when I explained to my bank They reasonably quickly sorted it For which I owe them many thanks If you hold a key down It only shows one It doesn't they say Run and on and on I have this special little key board And to all those who weren't paid I wrote many little notes there on it Explaining how my mistakes were made If you hold a key down It only shows one It doesn't they say Run and on and on I have this special little key board But I put the bloody thing away And proceed with more caution On monthly net bill paying day I just really never ever Could have thought The trouble they caused Those two extra little noughts Vote for this poem
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