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Jesus vs. The Real Thhing


    Jesus vs. the Real Thing


My Bois d'Ilet can stop the holes
     from grabbing me in the night.
Your Holy Spirit play hanky-panky
     with Jewish virgins.

My Erzulie can swear and kiss;
     your Mary, dressed in blue,
pales before her million candles.

My Legba yield both eggs and sperm;
     your sweet Jesus stay limp
and yield only Green Stamps
     for plastic saints
     on dashes of bigger cars.

                       -- Louie Crew



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