Underpants! By Request!!!
Now Jack wanted a poem on underpants!
Though I really don't know why?
But of course I said I'd write one,
Cos I didn't want him to cry!
So anyway where was I…?
Oh yes, this poem about underpants!
Though I really don't know what to say?
Unless Jack's got ants in his pants!
So there is a pair of undies,
Blowing on the washing line!
All nice and clean, and really smelly!
I'm glad those underpants are not mine!
I don't think I'd hang them on the line,
For the whole wide world to see!
Especially as, like I already said;
They are as smelly as can be!!!
Now they come in all colours,
And all different sizes too!
But I still just wouldn't want any!
Cos they smell, like I already told you!
So when you see a pair of undies,
Swinging on the washing line!
Don't forget to hold your nose!!
Cos the smell from them just aint fine!
Smelly underpants for the boys!
Oh goodness golly me!
I think I'm glad that I'm a girl!
Cos smelly undies wouldn't do for me!!
For Jack, my almost 8 year old grandson!!
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