Reflections of My Perceptions
I'm Coming
You're a pretty young thing, nipples pierced, you have a tongue ring, you like to do fun things and you want a man who is only about one thing
I'm coming
You've had a bad day at work, now you're home, blouse unbuttoned, you need someone to butter your muffin, you want it cooked, but first your goose needs stuffing, you need firewood in your oven
I'm coming
It's that time of the month, but you still want to do something, some kissing and cuddling, you want to be tucked in, snuggling
I'm coming
To hell with bondage, you want to visit the London Dungeon, you don't want it tortured but you want it to be bludgeoned, you don't want a gentleman you need a real raggamuffin
I'm coming
You want to sing all night so you can wake up humming, you want a man to lay pipe and fix your plumbing, you want a man to keep your waters running, you want to be swept away in the torrent, you want to the bed to be flooded
I'm coming
You want to see stars, you want the moon and the sun with it, you want an alien seduction, you want to be taken to the mothership
I'm coming
You've been drinking white russian, but you don't want Tchiakovsky to rush in, you want him to enjoy your woodwind before you receive his percussion, you want a classical performance from a maestro of loving
I'm coming
you've got a negative balance, you need a man who can deposit it, you want tonight to feel like pay day, you want tonight's account to be positive, anything goes as long as he doesn't let the rubber slip
I'm coming
you've cooked rice and peas, curry chicken and dumplings, you need a man to hold you close and call you pumpkin, you've got the R Kelly bumping, but you're tired of the vibrator, tonight you need a good thumping
I'm coming
You want to feel it for so long that you can't feel nothing, you want to feel ecstasy to the point of your mind's numbing, you're waiting for your man but there's no sign of him
I'm coming
He's been out all day, supposedly hustling, but when he comes home he brings home next to nothing, instead of spending time with you, he's out clubbing
I'm coming
He's a nice guy, but lately he's been struggling, he's a family man, he keep the money coming, but he doesn't have enough stamina, you haven't quite had enough of him, but sometimes you want a another man to muscle in
I'm coming
You're blood is boiling to the point of bubbling, he wants it too, but you're no longer in love with him, he wants to get on top of you, but right now you can't stomach him
I'm coming
you want to wake stammering and stuttering, butterflies fluttering, he wants to stick to the basics, but you want to try other things
I'm coming
you want to feel more than nakedness covering, you want to feel a little pain, but not too much suffering, you've got a girlfriend and you both want to let a brother in
I'm coming
You've had a big fight with your boyfriend, you're thinking about dumping him, you're not looking for anything serious, but you are out hunting, you want to make your truck feel dirty like a redneck out mudding
I'm coming
you're boyfriend's been acting funny lately, so you ask what's up with him, he tells you he's been having dreams about another man touching him
I'm sorry baby, I'm not coming, but I feel sorry for your ass, because it looks like you're stuck with him
I'm coming
You've had a bad day at work, now you're home, blouse unbuttoned, you need someone to butter your muffin, you want it cooked, but first your goose needs stuffing, you need firewood in your oven
I'm coming
It's that time of the month, but you still want to do something, some kissing and cuddling, you want to be tucked in, snuggling
I'm coming
To hell with bondage, you want to visit the London Dungeon, you don't want it tortured but you want it to be bludgeoned, you don't want a gentleman you need a real raggamuffin
I'm coming
You want to sing all night so you can wake up humming, you want a man to lay pipe and fix your plumbing, you want a man to keep your waters running, you want to be swept away in the torrent, you want to the bed to be flooded
I'm coming
You want to see stars, you want the moon and the sun with it, you want an alien seduction, you want to be taken to the mothership
I'm coming
You've been drinking white russian, but you don't want Tchiakovsky to rush in, you want him to enjoy your woodwind before you receive his percussion, you want a classical performance from a maestro of loving
I'm coming
you've got a negative balance, you need a man who can deposit it, you want tonight to feel like pay day, you want tonight's account to be positive, anything goes as long as he doesn't let the rubber slip
I'm coming
you've cooked rice and peas, curry chicken and dumplings, you need a man to hold you close and call you pumpkin, you've got the R Kelly bumping, but you're tired of the vibrator, tonight you need a good thumping
I'm coming
You want to feel it for so long that you can't feel nothing, you want to feel ecstasy to the point of your mind's numbing, you're waiting for your man but there's no sign of him
I'm coming
He's been out all day, supposedly hustling, but when he comes home he brings home next to nothing, instead of spending time with you, he's out clubbing
I'm coming
He's a nice guy, but lately he's been struggling, he's a family man, he keep the money coming, but he doesn't have enough stamina, you haven't quite had enough of him, but sometimes you want a another man to muscle in
I'm coming
You're blood is boiling to the point of bubbling, he wants it too, but you're no longer in love with him, he wants to get on top of you, but right now you can't stomach him
I'm coming
you want to wake stammering and stuttering, butterflies fluttering, he wants to stick to the basics, but you want to try other things
I'm coming
you want to feel more than nakedness covering, you want to feel a little pain, but not too much suffering, you've got a girlfriend and you both want to let a brother in
I'm coming
You've had a big fight with your boyfriend, you're thinking about dumping him, you're not looking for anything serious, but you are out hunting, you want to make your truck feel dirty like a redneck out mudding
I'm coming
you're boyfriend's been acting funny lately, so you ask what's up with him, he tells you he's been having dreams about another man touching him
I'm sorry baby, I'm not coming, but I feel sorry for your ass, because it looks like you're stuck with him
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