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VINCENT'S VIEWS~~~TOP TEN

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TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE (written by Eve of course)
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men
     hate to ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV
    remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to
    see WHAT ELSE is on!)
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore
    out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for
    himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which day was garbage day.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be
    able to handle childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his
    tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to
    blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched
    His head and said, "I can do better than that."

     It's interesting that the only time that God said, "It is not good"
during His creation was when man was alone.  I thank God for his wisdom
in creating such a perfect complement to man (despite everything they do
to irritate us! my wife told me to write that.. :-)
     "Then the rib which the LORD God had taken from man He made into a
woman, and He brought her to the man.  And Adam said: 'This is now bone
of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because
she was taken out of Man.'  Therefore a man shall leave his father and
mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh."
(Genesis 2:22-24)
     If you're married, I encourage you to take a moment today to remind
your wife (or husband) how much she/he means to you.  They never get
tired of hearing it!

Vincent
2006

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