Bobbin and Robbin given everybody a worldwide floggin.
Deadly duo speakin... in nicam stereo.
Pirates of Penzance do a merry dance.
Swag in their ever expanding corporate bag.
Their carefully thought out cunnin... plans.
Should Robin accidentally drop'em.
Falling out of his magical tree...
Breakin his golden crown.
Would his critics frown.
Upon that shaky ground.
Bread in the global basket.
Feeds the frenzied crowds.
Hot coals of intrigue.
Fanning three blades of justice.
Charles the first.
Sporting his new crew-cut crown.
To the ever eager...
Blood thirsty crowd.
Heads would roll...
Upon the never ending.
Revolving political door.