Absent Minded
the midnight slurpee
oh my gaw
youll never believe this
i was just hangin out at the gas station
talkin to mah friend
and gettin a free midnight slurpee
in the hood
and these gangstas come in
drunk and stuff
and there all like whats good mix
and theyre all like loud and hyper and everything
anyway
me and this guy who later told me he used to be a heroin addict
went outside for a smoke
and we were talkin to this g
anbout conspiracies
and music and
everything
and i said to him
the life your livinn ow isnt everything its cracked up to be
like one day y our gonna change and stuff
and one day youre gonna regret bein soo ruff
and when you get older and have kids
and understand karma
and then all of the sudden his friend
who walked away from our conversation earlier when we were talkin
about robbin the gas station
but me and my midnight slurpee provider
couldnt do it
were like no there is a gawd
and hell never forgive us and stuff
and there si karma
and his friend comes running out of the shadows
in shock covered in blood
bleeding from the head
he just fot jumped
they stole his jacket they stole his cell phone they stole his
money
but the thing thats funny is its all caught on this midnight slurpee camera
episode and im all like talking to this hawt cop
and im like drinkin my midnight slurpee
undressing his soul thinkin woah like wow
and hes like do you know what happened and styuff and im like yeah
and hes like do you know where they went and im like uh yeah
and hes like did you see anything and im like arent you listening
it was karma
do you want to mess with that and then i took a sip from my slurpee
so then the ambulance showed up
and somehow somewhere som junkie wholive d in the neighboirhood
saw the cops coimin anbd stuff or somethin
or they were like sketchinout or somethin and they threw the garbage bin over
and the guy who gave me a free midnight slurpee had to clean it up
and i hasd to walk home through the neighborhood i live in where this guy just got a gun pulled to his head
i was like so nervous
and the smell of the sewer like made me throw up and stuff
and then i met this other cute guy and he was all like sorry
wrong guy
and i was like what?
were you gonna beat me up or something?
and he was like no
and i was like cool
and he was like im a lover not a fighter
and then he was like can i have a sip of your slurpee and i was like oh my gaw
this is a dream come true
so i took out the straw cause ijust threw up and stuff
and told him it would make him sick
and he was like thanks
and iw aslike yeah
and he waslike cool
and i was liken o prob
and he waslike heres two bucks
then i came home and wrote it all down
but now im thirsty and have to drink water cause im too poor to afford milk or juice
thank god for that midnight slurpee guy
youll never believe this
i was just hangin out at the gas station
talkin to mah friend
and gettin a free midnight slurpee
in the hood
and these gangstas come in
drunk and stuff
and there all like whats good mix
and theyre all like loud and hyper and everything
anyway
me and this guy who later told me he used to be a heroin addict
went outside for a smoke
and we were talkin to this g
anbout conspiracies
and music and
everything
and i said to him
the life your livinn ow isnt everything its cracked up to be
like one day y our gonna change and stuff
and one day youre gonna regret bein soo ruff
and when you get older and have kids
and understand karma
and then all of the sudden his friend
who walked away from our conversation earlier when we were talkin
about robbin the gas station
but me and my midnight slurpee provider
couldnt do it
were like no there is a gawd
and hell never forgive us and stuff
and there si karma
and his friend comes running out of the shadows
in shock covered in blood
bleeding from the head
he just fot jumped
they stole his jacket they stole his cell phone they stole his
money
but the thing thats funny is its all caught on this midnight slurpee camera
episode and im all like talking to this hawt cop
and im like drinkin my midnight slurpee
undressing his soul thinkin woah like wow
and hes like do you know what happened and styuff and im like yeah
and hes like do you know where they went and im like uh yeah
and hes like did you see anything and im like arent you listening
it was karma
do you want to mess with that and then i took a sip from my slurpee
so then the ambulance showed up
and somehow somewhere som junkie wholive d in the neighboirhood
saw the cops coimin anbd stuff or somethin
or they were like sketchinout or somethin and they threw the garbage bin over
and the guy who gave me a free midnight slurpee had to clean it up
and i hasd to walk home through the neighborhood i live in where this guy just got a gun pulled to his head
i was like so nervous
and the smell of the sewer like made me throw up and stuff
and then i met this other cute guy and he was all like sorry
wrong guy
and i was like what?
were you gonna beat me up or something?
and he was like no
and i was like cool
and he was like im a lover not a fighter
and then he was like can i have a sip of your slurpee and i was like oh my gaw
this is a dream come true
so i took out the straw cause ijust threw up and stuff
and told him it would make him sick
and he was like thanks
and iw aslike yeah
and he waslike cool
and i was liken o prob
and he waslike heres two bucks
then i came home and wrote it all down
but now im thirsty and have to drink water cause im too poor to afford milk or juice
thank god for that midnight slurpee guy
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