~The Redneck Shuffle~ © Well i reckun cindy lou,
had a heap a chores ta do.
But she and joe were in the throws,
of passion so the story goes.
Her pappy came and caught em,
in the act of fondlin.
Cindy Lou said her pappy,
you's not gonna be too happy.
See cindy lou: joe is yo' half brother,
you's both got da same mother.
So if you git pregnant by him,
you's be givin birth to yer kin.
So off ran dat joe,
in a hurry so.
No need to git my shotgun,
cuz i reckun dat's da end of dat one.
So pappy sat and waited fer the next in line,
ta see who be next fer cindy lou ta take a shine.
Well maybe they's learned demselves a lessun,
don't wif yer kin be messun!
Copyright ©2006~S@L~
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